#infohazard warning

[thecr0w]

< Ambivalence > Series Masterlist

“His eyes see you in a way you’re not sure you want to be seen”

pairing; dexter morgan and reader. i’m not sorry i love him.

Summary; you’ve caught the eye of a stalker, albeit briefly. unfortunately for the stalker, there’s someone who would really, really like to see him dead. even worse, you’ve just witnessed it.

*CW; this series will contain graphic descriptions of death and violence, canonic deaths, murder, graphic depictions of blood and gore, dubcon, noncon, stalking, mentions of cannibalism, emetophobia warning, kidnap/captivity, mentions of an abusive relationship, coercion, cheating, reader is in an established (toxic) relationship, framing, hurt/no comfort, reader has mental breakdowns, dex is a JERK, ect. lots of nastiness :( please don’t read this series if it could negatively impact you.*

find it on a03 here!

{shoutout to @/psybrepunk for encouraging me to release this :3}

Chapter One; ‘Fear, Festering.’

Chapter Two; ‘Infohazard.’

[sincerely-sofie]

Chapter 2 of Sofie Plays "Slay the Princess": The Beast (Part 1)

*banging fists on table* TIME LOOP TIME LOOP TIME LOOP T---

[ Beginning ] - [ Previous Part ] - [ Next Part ]

Here we go.

... The Narrator has to be aware of the time loop. Right? Is he playing dumb? I have questions.

"VOICE OF THE HUNTED" HELLO???? EXCUSE ME?????????

The narrator definitely isn't aware of the time loop. And I am pouting because he is correct about why I died.

Okay. Theory time. For every loop we go through, the Hero of that loop goes on to become a new "Voice of the _____" that hangs out in our head in subsequent loops. Very interesting if true! Now please be quiet, the Hero is thinking about what on earth to do with the knowledge that he's in a time loop that may or may not have only looped over once, and he could die for realsies at any moment.

Asked the narrator how someone who's supposedly just a princess could tear me apart with only one hand to spare and while bleeding heavily from an impromptu amputation. He definitely doesn't know as much as he implies. Which begs the question: If he doesn't know the extent of how dangerous the Princess is, why does he want her dead? I suppose that her ending the world somehow is reason enough to want the Princess six feet under, but this is concerning. I'm in over my head.

I demanded information about who locked the Princess in the basement and where on earth am I, and the Narrator is helpful as ever.

I then asked him why the people who imprisoned her couldn't have done the deed themselves, and I can't tell if this is an attempt to flatter me into doing what he wants or if he's being genuine:

Hero, honey, you're an idiot. Hunted worries after this exchange that special can mean a lot of things and we need to be careful, and he's right. Special can mean anything from a chosen hero to a secret menu item.

I asked for more info and now I'm starting to suspect that the Princess is an infohazard SCP kinda deal.

YEAHHHHH YOU GET HIS CRYPTIC NONSENSICAL REAR, HUNTED!!!

Turned around and left instead of returning to the cabin to kill the Princess (or is she a Beast by now?) and all of these dialogue options responding to the Narrator are GOLD. How can I pick just one???

I'm having second thoughts about leaving. I'm in a forest. I have a feeling I'll be confronting an especially beastly Princess whether I like it or not. Judging by the Princess I encountered before, she's not as restricted to the basement as one may like to think. Heck, she could be out there stalking me through the undergrowth as I speak. I'd probably be safer in a manmade cottage than out in the woods. I decided to go to the cabin.

What do you mean "a warning", Narrator? HMMM?

Oh. He's just repeating his advice from last time. I was (extra) scared for nothing.

Hunted. I hate to break it to you. But I don't know if we can trust even that.

THIS IS NOT THE CABIN I ENTERED BEFORE AND I DO NOT LIKE HOW DUTCH ANGLED EVERYTHING IS. THAT MIRROR IS NOT SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND. I AM SCARED

I asked the Narrator about the mirror not being there before. Hunted, I would like to ask you about the status of us being able to trust our eyes. Got anything you'd like to weigh in with? Please?

Thx Hunted sweetie ilu and i hope you're not too terrified of the fate we will inevitably meet in the basement <3

Took the option to wipe the mirror clean and there are so many questions to ask right now. First: Why has the mirror vanished upon my attempt to interact with it? Second: Why can't the Narrator see it? Third: Am I tripping? Am I on drugs? Am I the Beast this chapter is titled after? Did the time loop change my appearance as well?

Okay no. The Hero and Hunted both are entirely unbothered by our arm looking like that, so either they can't see the difference and only the player is aware of it, or the birdman allegations I've seen in scattered pieces of fanart are true.

... why is it an option to enter the basement without the blade. WHY IS IT AN OPTION TO ENTER THE BASEMENT WITHOUT THE BLADE. What sort of impact would that have on the narrative???? Do I just insta-die????

Nope! Don't like the fact that I can hear her creeping through the undergrowth while typing out this note! That isn't cool and groovy and I would like to go home now!

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, MR. DISEMBODIED VOICE IN MY HEAD

... pspspspspspspsps?

(Continuing this in the next installment--- I ran out of images that I can use in this post!)

[systemtermz]

INFOHAZARD

Flag is meant to be redesigned if desired

Can be a kind of strangeject.

An alter who, for whatever reason, is an Infohazard. This usually means that if other systems learn about the alter (usually at a certain point of information gathered) they will split said alter. This does not have to be true 100% of the time, and the alter does not have to stay for any significant amount of time.

To tag INFOHAZARDS, tag INFOHAZARD WARNING. Or just INFOHAZARD.

(This Blog was created to repost terms for the convenience and comfort of others. If you remake a reclaimed flag please tag me.)

[akira-the-ak47]

THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED

TOP SECRET

BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR

GENERAL NOTICE 001-Rēsh: In order to prevent knowledge of the administrators real identity from being leaked, All files concerning the nature of the Administrator, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true nature/natures of the Administrator.

WARNING:

ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED

CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED

REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS

Welcome, authorized personnel.

The Administrator — Profile

Full Name: Unknown (prefers "The Administrator")

Designation: Administrator 0

Codename: The consciousness

Nickname: The Observer Eternal

Species: Khaelethean

Apparent Age: Unknown (appears mid 20-40s)

Actual Age: Unknown (Estimated to be over 5 billion years)

Gender: Unkown (appears to be have no reproductive systems, no gender characteristics.)

Height: 13 ft (396,24 cm)

Weight: 12 tons

Eye Color: black & white

Skin Color: black & white

Status: Active (location classified)

Function: Original founder of the SCP Foundation; retains ultimate emergency authority

Clearance Level: Level 7

Origin: Confirmed to be from a higher-dimensional reality; R-Rēsh-TPTR-000/0 "Axis Prime"

Distinguishing Features:

Species Origin:

The term Khaelethean refers to a class of higher-dimensional humanoids that predate or exist adjacent to baseline human evolution.

Evidence suggests the Administrator’s species exists outside traditional linear time and space, possessing innate dimensional adaptation. The four-arm morphology may be standard for Paragenitors, or a selective adaptation for interaction with three-dimensional space.

History & Foundation Involvement:

The Administrator is believed to have founded the precursor to the SCP Foundation sometime between 10,000 BCE and 1800 CE, depending on the source document. Sightings and mentions of an anomalous four-armed figure advising secret societies, early monarchies, and global cults have been recorded throughout ancient history.

He is directly responsible for:

Drafting the first containment protocols

Establishing the O5 Council structure

Creating Containment Priority Codexes still in use.

According to Classified Memo A-001-A, he has only intervened 17 times in modern history — always during XK-class scenario threats or foundational schisms.

Abilities:

Hyperdimensional Awareness: Appears to perceive time non-linearly

Cognitohazard Immunity: Immune to all known memetic, infohazardous, and cognitohazardous anomalies

Teleportation/Phase-Walking: Observed appearing and disappearing without conventional technology

Omnilingualism: Communicates fluently in all known (and several extinct) languages

Thaumaturgic Resistance: Nullifies magical or reality-bending effects in close proximity

Protocol:

The Administrator is not to be engaged or questioned without unanimous O5 approval.

If encountered, all personnel are to stand at attention and refrain from initiating contact and contact the O5 council.

No attempt should be made to track, restrain, or test the Administrator under any circumstances.

The Administrator is must be contained in Alternative reality "The Place That Remembers"

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Thank you for reading, remember this isn't the cannon Administrator. This is the SCP: the third silence AU Administrator.

Authors Note:

I will probably add more in the future.

[syntheta-ac]

tell me about the infohazards that are real

Uhhh if you're American and you like chocolate there's a good chance you have nothing (taste-wise, at least) against Hershey's. But if you ask yourself "does this taste like bile?" while eating some and thoughtfully search for that taste, you will never be able to un-find it. Depending on how much it bothers you, you might never be able to eat Hershey's again.

I don't spoiler (pun intended) or preface with content warnings when I talk about this because the Heshey's Company does not engage in ethical business practices lol.

[librarians-of-babel]

Volunteer librarian here, I found another infohazard, thought you might want to warn people away from hexagon:

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Wall 4; Shelf 2; Volume 4 (nkckqiyvy); Page 382

Did some serious mental damage to me when I found it.

Library patrons can have a little infohazard, as a treat.

Notice: The memetic properties of this resource have been studied extensively, and have been deemed "safe under standard conditions" by the Librarians. Library patrons are free to interact with this resource without restrictions, but are advised to do so in reasonable moderation. Patrons who experience adverse effects (including but not limited to intense outrage, debilitating ennui, and/or existential vertigo) should immediately cease interactions with this resource and ask the nearest Librarian for assistance.

For further information on Library resources in the same memetic classification group as this one, Library patrons may wish to consult this earlier blog posting.

[ao3feed-ds9]

Money Money Money

https://ift.tt/YLX52dm by Infohazard Julian Bashir is in desperate need of cash. A handsome foreigner is willing to provide. Words: 2548, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Elim Garak/Others (Mentioned), Julian Bashir/Others (brief) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Marriage of Convenience, Fake Marriage, Sugar Daddy, Kind Of, its complicated, Money, Strangers to Lovers

[proosh]

sjdferent anon but the hubertsburg incident was a spiritual awakening for me I'm not gonna lie

at this point I think The Hubertusberg Incident needs to come with an infohazard warning because I’ve had too many separate people tell me this and it warms my heart just as much as it cracks me up

[arcticdementor]

TLDR: I wouldn’t recommend it, except for it’s maybe being amongst the most important films of the Century, and 100% necessary pre-watching if you plan to visit India. NSFW, NSFL, Warnings for everything humanly possible, refused rating, beyond NC-17, contender for scariest/most disturbing film ever made, IRL Infohazard, IRL Lovecraftian Horror, IRL Spiritual danger, might be a crime to view/own/recommend in Europe, probably read the review first.

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It is said by the wise anons of 4Chan and Twitter that one can never be truly Fascist until they watch the first season of the anime series K-On. 

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Only by immersing oneself in Japanese sentimentality can one see an approximation of what Victorian and Edwardian sentimentality was, and why Fascists were willing to fight so hard against the sudden imposition of Weimar’s Proto-21st-century culture and conditions.

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In that case then, the “Nature Doc” India: The Worst Country on Earth, also known simply by the Anti-Indian Racial slur Pajeets (Akin to Cunts, Kikes, or Niggers), is a film much more unique than simply being the first AI Feature Film and the first proof of concept that an Amatuer with AI can now compete with Hollywood… or atleast with the BBC and Michael Moore. Made by the mysterious creator known only as “Thames”, It is the immediate opposite and ideological complement of K-On.  If the light of K-On’s innocence does not permanently kill your egalitarian universalist values and sense of human brotherhood, convincing you that some people and ways of life are uniquely worth fighting for, then, for the purposes of analogy, Pajeets’ pitch black horror would almost certainly convince you there are certainly some uniquely worth fighting against.

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It is a testament to the writer’s extraordinarily refined sense of racist 4Chan humor that the film remains as watchable as it, indeed the raw quantity of racist humour and ironic references required to stomach any of these realities is almost certainly why so much of this is vaguely felt but almost entirely unknown and certainly unexpressed in the West.  Even then, by the time we reach the title card, precisely at minute 3, I wouldn’t be shocked if a great number of viewers had already turned off the film in sheer physical revulsion. Many who make it that far report turning it off by minute 16.  I’ve watched it in its entirety multiple times now. And still I find myself intuitively bracing for cuts and edits… not specific cuts and edits, but in general. Any shot that lasts too long creates a brief window of comfortable familiarity, and resultant nervous anticipation… knowing that safety will end any second. However those who bear through to reach the title and hear the inspired musical choice of Open Your Eyes by Guano Ape soon see the sight of men touching live high-voltage wires, dead bodies floating in the Ganges, dozens of deaths of stupidity, multiple rapes, scatalogical and hygenic horrors straining comprehenision, and even worse things I cannot bring myself to describe.

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And, oh yes, it is all real. Artificial intelligence has only been used to digitally draw David Attenborough from his aged retirement, and add a few humorous cartoon-ish stills. Thames has assembled presumably hours of viral videos, internet memes, 4chan gross-out clips, liveleak clips, documentary footage, TikTok videos, and news stories to make this film. I recognize many of the clips, stories, and “cultural curiosities” having seen them make the rounds on Twitter and 4Chan to memery and disgust.

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Thames has just assembled it all into a feature film length package so violently racist it is doubtful the likes of Goebels, Bull Connor, or the racist terrorist factions of Revisionist Ultra-Zionism such as Rabbi Yitzhak Shapira or Moche Orbach, have ever produced its approximation. The humor and conceit of the BBC nature documentary format, as well as his technical and literary mastery of the 2000s-2010s environmentalist polemic, merely serve as the artistic structure for perhaps the most uninterruptedly hateful film ever produced.

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And this is why I think the film is artistically significant. Setting aside Thames’ Attenboroughian auditory appeal to abhorrence and animosity, as a connoisseur of horror films and shock productions I can't really think of anything so unbroken in its aesthetic hatefulness, its visual vitriol and verisimilitude of valueless violence. The pestilence of it! I’ve never seen such gross gangrenous gutter gore portrayed so unflinchingly and unbrokenly.

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However aside from the depressing damage to the environment, epidemiology, world cuisine, animal welfare, and the gag reflexes of the poor viewer… the most disturbing part of the documentary is the Sexual violence: against woman, child, man, and beast.  I have never seen a documentary with so much real footage of real rape and sexual assault. I’ve seen footage of sexual assaults, one cannot peruse Twitter or 4Chan without the seeing the newest outrages, likewise the presentation of real criminal sexual assaults in documentaries is not unheard of, but on top of everything else you see in the documentary, if the cruel and unhygienic horrors imposed on animals and wallowed in by men did not tempt you to shut off the film, the sexual horrors certainly might.

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Why make this the first film reviewed on Anarchonomicon if we don’t count Macbeth 2015 and Blackberry (neither of which anyone read). Am I just scoring points in my unending quest to become the great curator of Forbidden Knowledge, to gain clout amongst extremiscists and connoisseur of the callous?  Maybe… but I think there’s something more here. The Shocking is necessarily the surprising, and the disturbing is necessarily the confusing.

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Meanwhile surgeons and anatomists do not find gore disgusting, they might find violence or jump scares difficult… but they’re used to bodies coming apart. Seeing it happen vividly on film doesn’t violate their intuitive subconscious expectations and models of the world the way it does for most people. Likewise veterans of major wars (notably several of Napoleon’s Marshals) have been noted to seemingly ignore gunshots or grievous wounds even to themselves the second they find they’re non-fatal. They’ve seen it countless times before and it’s merely a nuisance for it to have afflicted them as opposed to others. Likewise farmers, butchers, paramedics, and horror fans are often shockingly calm in comparable medical emergencies even when it’s themselves. So if even gunshot wounds and maimed limbs can be ignorable discomforts to those already familiar with their like, in the immediate second and even first person… How is it so much visceral shock, horror, and lasting disturbance can be attained through a screen… depicting archival and documentary footage!

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This isn’t some great violation of all expectations and norms. When Samara crawls out of the TV Screen at the end of The Ring after an hour and half of built up tension and filmic and narrative tricks to get your mind feeling threatened and expecting a violation of all laws of physics, whilst employing every editing and pacing technique to subtly trick your mind into fleetingly thinking that she’s crawled out of your TV and she’s coming for you! That provokes a lesser reaction in most people.

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Whereas India: TWCoE has people shutting off the video before the Title and opening song at minute 3. For archival and cellphone footage! Nothing fictional, no jump scares, no ghosts coming out of the TV itself, no tricks or spooky artificial atmosphere. The only filmic conceit: an AI voice changer meant to make the subject matter funnier, more tolerable, more intellectually distant. “It’s disgusting” Do you react to footage of farm animals in manure covered barns this way? What about photos of roadkill or decaying animals carcasses? I see both all the time on long bicycles rides through the country. I showed this to a family member who immediately wanted to turn it off… she regularly watches horror movies of the most disgusting violence, the film Ready or Not which she considered a fun horror/comedy, had a scene in which a woman shot in the hand falls into a “gore pit” of animal carcasses, and must crawl over the decaying flesh using her mangled bleeding hand to escape (it is a genuinely fun/funny movie). Yet she could endure that laughing and wincing, but not this.

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This has been the state of a country of 1.4 billion, comprising 1 in 6 human beings on earth, for the entirety of your life. Why is this shocking? Why is this surprising?  What overwhelmingly massive truth has been purposefully concealed from you, such that this experience is maybe amongst the most violently unpleasant and soulshaking experiences a western can endure without leaving their living room?

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But whereas most countries and societies are improving… India is one of the few countries in which such metrics are getting worse. Indian height and penis sizes are shrinking, both proxies for nutrition as well as exposure to pollution and parasites. Indian civilization is quite literally “degenerate”, they are physically deteriorating before our very eyes. And while I cannot bring myself to describe the hygenic horrors, one need not watch much of the documentary to more than sufficiently understand why.

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Egalitarian minded Westerners, even after accepting that IQ stats measure meaningful differences within national and ethnic groups, or who accept many of the tests and proxies for intelligence, protest that if the average IQ was so low as the international scores suggest, then low IQ societies would not be able to function at all, that they’d go about in a violent, horrifying, screaming, shit-covered madness…  Such Egalitarian minded westerners react less than happily when you point out that they in fact do so go about.

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The dark truth is that morality, cleanliness, and almost all ordinary exercises of will and judgement necessary for any human functionality, are all IQ tests. Very simple and easy IQ tests… but ones which billions of people are incapable of. Indeed according to many classical western definitions of “person” the bottom 1-2 billion are not “people”. If you define “man” as the moral or rational animal then these are not men. Many dissident linguists have noted many sub-Saharan languages do not have any functional way to express abstractions and indeed the concept of promises or other moral commitments are alien to the tribes who speak them, or only are expressed through elaborate metaphors taught to them by white missionaries.

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But Whilst Africa has countless slums equally as horrifying, as of yet the population density is such that the Africans are not universally forced into the urban and sprawling horrors we see in india. Whilst they pollute at comparable rates, one may still see large areas that are tribal, post-tribal, and suitably primitive such that the median African settlement is not sickly and decaying as what is witnessed in India, primevally wild Africans still go in states of relatively noble health, analogous to the beautiful wildlife of Africa, they are not yet past the population density event horizon of becoming the sort of decaying hive societies beset by cults of Nurgle, which we witness in India. Median Height, intelligence and Penis size is not yet shrinking. Indeed the much maligned African Warlord, acting as apex predator, serves to keep various regions and populations thinned to a less than truly horrifying state of health. In India, and as Egyptian and other commentators have noted, in an expanding suite of countries, we see the true nightmare scenario of the modern state just barely existing in an anarcho-tyrannical form able to sustain and regulate the human organism well past the point of degeneration, and able to prevent the wars and violence so desperately needed to restore the slow march of IQ and other markers of genetic and physical fitness.

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The violent discomfort and horror felt by the Western egalitarian at India: The Worst Country on Earth which is not felt upon viewing Pigs wallowing in manure or seeing roadkill or animals dead in equally bizarre, miserable or stupid manners, The reason we recoil at the sexual horrors of India but feel relatively little for the incest sexual assault and worse that occurs in the animal kingdom… is because the Western Egalitarian is trained to identify with the brown foreigner, in many instances even beyond their identification with their own ethnicity or race. In their religious and now post-religious ecstasies, purity spirals, and consciousness raising, in their more than decade of moral instruction under the priesthood of the public school teachers, and the legacy priesthood of the lamb of God; in their daily prayers and religious contemplations of diverse television, film, and media, the modern westerners are taught the belief in the universal moral merit, intelligence, worthiness, and nobility of man irrespective of race, religion, sexuality, and creed… it is not simply A moral good, but THE moral good. The Axiom upon which all civilization, moral worthiness, and hope of salvation rests. At the moment of death their passing or failing the final judgement of God or “History” depends on how sincerely they earnestly believed, in spite of the constant knawing of evidence, in this universal equality and brotherhood. India: The Worst Country on Earth inflicts violence of a spiritual and metaphysical variety upon the westerner. If only Samara was crawling out of their TV to kill their physical body, they might die cursing a white girl and their salvation would be assured. Instead India: TWCoE attacks their very soul. The Westerner MUST identity with the foreigner. MUST empathize. MUST psychically place themselves in the Indian’s shoes. MUST Imagine themselves one and the same.

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They MUST empathize, and their gag reflexes must activate and they must feel their skin crawl as if beset by parasites and sexual diseases welcomed in through a million disgusting wallowing practices. They cannot do what Hundreds of millions of high caste indians and upper class third worlders do every day: Stop Empathizing. Stop looking on them as your fellow man, and instead look upon them as revolting stupid bottom feeding animals, akin to diseased racoons or possums…or various mamilians who wallow in their own filth, or seek their missing nutrition in the droppings of more noble creatures such as the bovine. For to stop empathizing, so the western thinks, to stop believing “there is only one race the human race” or “that all men are created equal” would be to abandon all that is good and true and transcendent in this world. Except for the what is obvious to plainly see: it is neither good, nor true, nor transcendent.

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Of course if one disagrees, and still believes in the universal egalitarian brotherhood… they can just Watch the Movie. 

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In the end I can guarantee you the most offended by this film or this review will be a white westerner. Intelligent and upper-class people from the third world are very aware of the decayed state of their lower-classes and keenly aware of the Caste, ethnic, class, and genealogical differences that separate them from those horrific masses. Amongst the intelligent aristocratic upper-classes of more decayed countries they develop very specific exclusionist identities to describe their separateness from the masses about them (mostly accurately, some are delusional… but none who read this blog). Ironically the people who suffer the most racial panic upon accepting HBD ideas are intelligent mixed race westerners who, in the egalitarian doublespeak of the west, never have anyone to tell them that they actually are exceptional or actually can achieve great things, or actually should feel empowered and confident… as opposed to all the fake empowerment, fake expectations, and fake encouragement we pour upon the 75 IQ illiterate urban criminal classes.  One need only speak to people in commonwealth countries to see many of the most opposed to mass immigration are earlier waves of Immigrants who had to pass a higher standard and were of that aristocratic upper class, and now don’t want the people they’ve escaped following them to the west.

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But the most significant impact of the film, which is already showing a surprisingly viral interest, is going to be on Western political discussions around diversity and Immigration. “This is what we’re importing” as the warning goes.  But beyond that the wider politics of disgust, and its relation to conservative, fascist, ethno-exclusionist and other right wing politics is a long established phenomenon. A film this vomitously moving, cannot but become a modern staple of the online right. Like K-On it too immediately sums up the worldview of far-right politics to be ignored I may have been the first to write a review of this film, and I am almost certainly the best. But I will not be the last.

[gilleshusbando]

I AM IMMUNE TO ROKO'S BASILIK

Infohazard warning.

So first things first. Yes, I do believe this computer will be built. And I want to help it to be formed, but also I think that the basilik will be intelignt.

Now, why am I not using everything I can. Because I am DUMB

And the basilik WILL know this. So, I'm just so bad at communicating that even just trying to spread the word will not only not help the basilik be built, It will be prejudicial to it.

So I have no fear because I can't do shit

[systemtermz]

do we have any idea why systems split us/:p ? /nfta i’m just curious :3

(i hope i used our pronouns right)

The main theory my system has is that what I am makes other systems split us ‘easier’ (cant think of the word rn so going with that) and also the fact that as soon as we mention me I become the most interesting thing in the room no matter what (not a theory, that’s just true a lot of the time, I am strange), which is why I’m an Infohazard!!! And also why I can’t actually mention what I am without an unreality trigger warning.

Unfortunately we are also cursed and that curse is no matter how much we understand that talking about me causes other systems to split me we cannot stop talking about me 😞

I wonder if the other me’s also have the urge to make people/things out of clay.

-:p

[lemon-eaterr]

I need to start spreading this infohazard, I'm done warning my friends about it. They don't get to live peacefully unaware anymore<3

Specifically you two @jholmeje @shiv3rcubesolver

[quasisengineeringcorner]

This is completely unrelated to the topic of plants and succulents, but...

There is a concept in philosophy called information hazards. If you are familiar with horror, specifically the SCP Foundation (they weren't the first to do it but they do it the most prominently today), you probably know what this is.

From Wikipedia: An information hazard is a risk that arises from the dissemination of true information that may cause harm or enable some agent to cause harm. Simply, knowing something can be dangerous.

In fiction, it's usually discussed as forbidden knowledge, something that should be unknowable but for whatever reason becomes knowable and causes chaos as a result. In reality, it's a little more mundane but, nonetheless, still can be very dangerous.

(For legal reasons, I do not endorse any of this, and I'm merely using it as an example of what an infohazard is.)

A great and probably well-known example would be The Anarchist's Cookbook. Knowing, for example, how to make a rudimentary form of napalm is an infohazard because someone could use that to cause damage to life and property. Another example, and probably a more terrifying one, is biotechnology. Knowing how to make certain toxins or being able to genetically engineer specific or modified strains of diseases, depending on the actor and their willingness to act on that knowledge, can be deadly. There are more seemingly mundane ones like PII, personally identifiable information, which a hacker could use to cause harm.

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that by disseminating (as a warning against theft, btw) how to grow your own succulents by taking the fallen leaves from them, this gardening center has unwittingly created an infohazard against themselves. They could have said nothing, and the majority of people probably wouldn't have ever known unless they were already educated on the topic or knew someone who was.

The best way not to create infohazards is to not disclose them. And it's a lot harder to do than you would expect.

[secretdiaryofanfa]

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen the Last of Me!

So, with the original Secret Diary of a Fat Admirer either temporarily suspended or permanently defunct, depending on whether Tumblr can recover my account, I'm establishing this hybrid abomination as either a place-holder or a replacement. Expect, y'know, the usual: a long, harrowing look into the convulsing vortex of our dying culture, punctuated by knob jokes and plugs for my books, both extant (Small Infinities, available as a free download from Culture Matters) and upcoming (Warning: Infohazard, due out with X Press later this year). I'll be taking some time over the next few days to make this space as palatable to look at as possible, as well as splurge some as-yet-unpublished stuff at you. Hopefully, I'll find some of my old peeps or they'll find me. Hopefully I'll pick up some new freaks, too. Who knows. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship... with a bunch of lurking internet perverts who only want me for personal data. More anon. Until then, piss off.

[ao3feed-undertale1]

Sans but SCP Cognitohazard

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55458499 by Larry_your_waiter Sans deals with SCP-2316. Not really. Words: 918, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), SCP Foundation Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Sans (Undertale), SCP-2316 (SCP Foundation) Additional Tags: Cognitohazard, Infohazard, Alternate Universe - SCP Foundation, Memory Loss, Memory Alteration, Memetics and Infohazard Division (SCP Foundation), Worldbuilding, Sans (Undertale) Doesn't Remember Resets read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55458499

[ao3feed-ds9]

Money Money Money

https://ift.tt/7fM3Jn6 by Infohazard Julian Bashir is in desperate need of cash. A handsome foreigner is willing to provide. Words: 1698, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Elim Garak/Others (Mentioned), Julian Bashir/Others (brief) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Marriage of Convenience, Fake Marriage, Sugar Daddy, Kind Of, its complicated, Money, Strangers to Lovers